Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Fur Coat Theory Debunked

People are always telling me that dogs don't get cold because they are wearing, after all, fur coats. Well, how do you explain this?! My dog is practically worshipping at the feet of an oscillating Chinese home appliance. I cannot get her away from it. She also likes the kind with the blowing hot air, but this radiating kind is clearly her favorite. (I was assured the "far infrared rays" are safe for animals.) She stares at it like she is watching TV. She is so WEIRD! Those overpaid TV comedians could never make me laugh like this little mutt can.

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