All my neighbors are local people, and many of them have really nice cars, including some Mercedes, BMW's and Porsches. It baffles me, especially since car prices are quite a lot higher in the Middle Kingdom than they are in the USA -- due to taxes and fees they cost 2 to 3 times more than in the USA. I help my neighbors feel superior to the lowly masses by driving around in my beat-up electric scooter with a headlight held intact with clear, but clearly tacky, packing tape (it got damaged when I moved twice in the past four years). I kind of ruin the neighborhood image. Well, the fact that they only cut the grass three times a summer doesn't add much to the image either, but I digress.
One of my super-cool neighbors has a Mini-Cooper, which was all the envy of, well, me. It's a BMW car, but honestly, almost anything new with four wheels strikes me as awesome. Every time I went downstairs to the storage area/parking garage to get my e-bike, I would ooh and aah at the coolness of this trendy-looking city car.
Then one day I went downstairs and about fell over in shock. 'Cause this is what had become of the car:
Yep, it is now a "Miss Kitty" car (as I always accidentally erroneously call it...why can't I remember it is "Hello Kitty" not "Miss Kitty?" My American friends remind me that "Miss Kitty" was in Gunsmoke, but I still get it confused. But then again sometimes I accidentally call a Blackberry a Blueberry, and again, I don't see what the big deal is; they are both tasty fruit that start with the letter "b.")
I mean, this car costs over $20,000 in America, so here the web reports the price as somewhere between $60-75,000. And it used to look so sophisticated. And now Miss Kitty and Teddy the Teddy adorn the driver's side door (and back of the car too). I just want to cry. 'Cause now it looks like it belongs in a toy box alongside Barbie's orange plastic convertible.