Autumn in the USA


Pumpkins, hay bales, turkeys, scarecrows, black Friday advertisements -- I think I am in the USA.
Turkey shoots, pick-up trucks, wearing shorts in November, rhythmic-sounding "ya'lls" -- I think I am in Texas.
Antibiotics, Advil, dentist appointments, insurance papers -- I think I am waiting to get a root canal.
If my tooth didn't hurt so bad, I'd shout: Happy Thanksgiving Ya'll!!!!